Right, let's cut the crap and invent some new confectionary can we? Please


#1

Some kind of chocolate bar with honeycomb chunks but it’s also got turkish delight running through the middle of it


#2

any room for some pistachios in there, chief?


#3

Not this time I’m afraid. Although I do think that turkish delight and pistachio is a good mix.


#4

Mini eggs but triangular?


#5

thank you for your candour, i wish you all the best in this endeavour


#6

Gonna have to be some combo people will be willing to pretend to like for a few years, like chili and chocolate. basil?


#7

I wouldn’t call throwing a Crunchie and a Fry’s Turkish Delight together inventing something new Tone.


#8

how about fry’s turkish delight pistachio edition? now we’re talking!!


#9

Alright then Jeremy, nip out and buy one from a shop can you please? Knobhead.


#10

I’m very much in.


#11

Sounds shit.


#12

I don’t think this is a suitable name for a bar of chocolate Antony.


#13

A wise man would provide solutions, a fool provides problems.


#14

I propose the solution of not making such a terrible sounding chocolate bar.


#15

Scotch (mini) eggs

Hollow mini eggs with scotch inside


#16

No thank you.


#17

How about a Crunchie, but the gaps in the honeycomb are filled with Creme Egg yolk.


#18

I would buy one to try it but I would have concerns about the textural integrity of the honeycomb


#19

Scotch (mini) eggs
Mini eggs with irn bru and heroin inside


#20

A gender-fluid Yorkie.