Right now, how far are you from...

A toilet

  • Less than 5 metres
  • 5-100 metres
  • 100 metres-1 mile
  • 1-5 miles
  • 5-10 miles
  • More than 10 miles

0 voters

McDonalds

  • Less than 5 metres
  • 5-100 metres
  • 100 metres-1 mile
  • 1-5 miles
  • 5-10 miles
  • More than 10 miles

0 voters

Hospital

  • Less than 5 metres
  • 5-100 metres
  • 100 metres-1 mile
  • 1-5 miles
  • 5-10 miles
  • More than 10 miles

0 voters

Greggs

  • 1-5 metres
  • 100m - 1 km
  • 1 km - 5km
  • Funkster

0 voters

2 Likes

I knew you’d do this.

Petrol station

  • Less than 5 metres
  • 5-100 metres
  • 100 metres-1 mile
  • 1-5 miles
  • 5-10 miles
  • More than 10 miles

0 voters

Pub

  • 100m
  • 300m
  • 600m
  • 1km
  • 2km
  • More

0 voters

I feel like the initial poll should have a 0m option so we know who is Dissing on the loo.

2 Likes

distance walk or straight line

1 Like

Less than 5m includes 0m so I’d assume everybody.

1 Like

Don’t care.

fine then

I’m in the bath if that helps

1 Like

Do what you like with it japes, I trust you.

Swimming pool

  • Less than 5 metres
  • 5-100 metres
  • 100 metres-1 mile
  • 1-5 miles
  • 5-10 miles
  • More than 10 miles

0 voters

Post box

  • Less than 5 metres
  • 5-100 metres
  • 100 metres-1 mile
  • 1-5 miles
  • 5-10 miles
  • More than 10 miles

0 voters

A professional football stadium

  • Less than half a mile
  • 0.5-1 mile
  • 1-2 miles
  • 2-3 miles
  • 3-5 miles
  • 5-10 miles
  • 10-20 miles
  • 20-50 miles
  • 50-100 miles
  • 100+ miles

0 voters

A lighthouse

  • Less than 1 mile
  • 1-10 miles
  • 10 - 30 miles
  • more than 30 miles
  • more than 100 miles (most likely impossible for UK residents)
  • Ain’t got a clue, pal

0 voters

Marks & Spencer

  • Less than 100 metres
  • 100 metres-1 mile
  • 1-5 miles
  • 5-10 miles
  • More

0 voters

Your place of work (where applicable)

  • 0 - 0.5 miles
  • 0.5 - 1 mile
  • 1 - 2 miles
  • 2 - 5 miles
  • 5 - 10 miles
  • 10 - 20 miles
  • 20 - 50 miles
  • more than 50 miles

0 voters

Bus stop

  • Less than 100m
  • 100m-1 mile
  • 1-5 miles
  • More

0 voters