Lets hold each others hands and dive in

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Watched the original Pet Sematary for the first time.

What a fucking weird film.

Since my own foolishness has impeded me from doing what I was meant to do this morning, I’ll type a lengthy post about having watched Paranormal Activity last night. To make a lazy comparison, it’s the early Coldplay to the Blair Witch Project’s Radiohead - the bolder formal stuff ironed out into something more traditional, but still decent.

Loads of the core horror is really good – the just standing at the side of the bed for hours, and oh my god finding the charred childhood photo in the attic is an absolute shitter-upper particular – but the stuff around it a tad less so.

Definitely falls into the trap which Blair Witch surprisingly manages to avoid: the justification for his continuing to record starts to edge very close to “annoying your partner thread” material, and I wasn’t that surprised to read on the IMDB trivia page that it was Curb Your Enthusiasm style retroscripting rather than a written script: that forced realism feel sparks up at points, especially when - for example - they have a visitor round and are faced with the challenge of somehow having a casual chat about how dangerous ouija boards are, and there’s those hallmarks of 2000s-era improv dialogue where it sometimes sounds a bit like an episode of Family Guy.

Can’t remember how the endings work in this film - I know there’s more than one planned / shot. I’m sure I’d seen the ending where she’s waiting in the room for days before police arrive or something rather than the one where she chucks yer man at the camera and then does that walking directly into frame thing that shits me right up but also reminds me of one of those ‘screamer’ things from early 00s meme culture.

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watched A Nightmare On Elm Street for the first time after though which was grrrrreat

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The never before seen extended director’s cut of the Excorcist documentary Fear Of God is currently available on iPlayer - worth checking out :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

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I worked at the cinema when it came out, and behind the box office they used to do quarterly ‘brochures’ which listed what was out over the next 3 months/a synopsis/cast list etc. They were usually quite detailed but Paranormal Activity was 1 line as no one knew anything about it

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Was gonna watch The Conjuring last night because I never watch stuff like that, but it wasn’t on Netflix so we went with Insidious instead. The hellish realm stuff reminded me of Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey and the main monster looked like someone from a nu-metal band. There were a few hair-raising parts though. Are there any horror films that actually get scarier when they have to show what’s going on?!

Is Insidious the one where theres a Darth Maul terrorising the house

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Yup…

Insid

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Patrick Wilson is involved in so many absolute stinkers

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God Insidious. I liked the first third but oh boy, the astral projection bollocks ruins whatever it had going for it. Can’t believe people got past that stupidity

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Such a good film. One of the first horrors I saw when I was probably too young to be watching this kind of stuff but old enough for the responsible adults in my life to not be that bothered anymore. The Johnny Depp bed scene made me feel physically sick. Amazing stuff.

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Do yous do books in here or just films? Just started The Reddening, new one by Adam Nevill who wrote The Ritual (the book of which is far better than the film and is responsible for me never wanting to go camping ever again). It’s pretty good so far. Free first chapter preview linked in his tweet here.

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hold up he’s in Insidious AND the Conjuring

that’s freaking me out

I remember seeing this at the cinema when it was first out, when the buzz was big enough to have attracted my attention but it still felt like a pretty small indie film. One of the best experiences I’ve had at the movies, you just sensed that everyone was super-tense…

Martyrs, maybe? Although I know that’s a real opinion-splitter… The Loved Ones springs to mind also…

The Tina death scene at the beginning is properly amazing. I didn’t really grow up with horror films (my childhood was full of violent gangster films instead) so it’s been fun seeing stuff like this and Hellraiser for the first time recently.

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Never heard of him, but the words ‘folk-horror’ definitely got my attention. I just ordered Andrew Michael Hurley’s new one…

Oh god, yes, Tina’s death was so traumatizing when I first saw it and even when I rewatched it a few years ago, it still feels really wrong. I think it’s probably got a lot to do with how powerless the other characters seem. Hellraiser’s great too, although I first saw that jut a few years ago. I’m a sucker for a bunch of the 70s/80s franchises…

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Never read Andrew Michael Hurley but I’ve just checked out a couple of reviews and he sounds right up my street, I’ll put him on the list.

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