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Which button will you press?

  • Green (369)
  • Red (157)
  • Blue (44)

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1 vote for Cool Original Doritos (blue)

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The lift doors shudder, and the lift drops half a metre and stops. The lights flicker on, and then off.

  • Push red (157)
  • Press blue (44)
  • Leave the lift and enter the corridor beside it (398)

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Another vote for cool blue Doritos

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The lift doors clang shut and it begins to descend. After about 5 minutes, it stops again. Outside is a corridor even dimmer than the area you just left. The door opens just wide enough for you to squeeze out.

  • Press red (157)
  • Step out and go down the corridor (15)

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Guys, I’ve read through, and every choice ultimately leads us to having to press the

RED BUTTON

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The rusty lift clangs shut and begins to ascend. Higher it higher it goes. Then, with a shriek, the cable snaps. The lift descends again, much faster.

When it stops, kilometres below the surface, your adventure is over.

  • Start again (right from the start, new stats and all)
  • Go back and leave the city instead of going underground
  • Throw the book in the bin

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Lamest death ever.

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hygs meme was unbelievably accurate

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Can’t believe we only got to go in two robots, one of which was just a car.

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should have called the book ‘OCCASIONAL ROBOTIC CAR DRIVER’

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How about a halfway house? Leave the city but get Discotwat to give us some new stats? (Surely I wasn’t the only person who used to play the game like that.)

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Incredible stuff

That’s what happens when you press the Tangy Cheese button

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At least it would have been funny if we’d died at the T-Rex’s tiny hands.

Once upon a time there was an unlucky wimp. When his nation was in mortal danger and he was the only one who could save it, he crashed his robot and somehow managed to die in a lift accident. The end.

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ROBOT COMMANDO - REDUX

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