#128

we not got any provisions in this one? bit harsh imo

#129

we have 5 medikits. Each restores 1 (!!!) point of stamina.

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#130

You are lucky. You find shelter and water in the wasteland. Eventually you find a little robot car (aaaah) and finish the trip to the City of Industry (where they will laugh in your little robot car face). The robot car is a small four-wheeled vehicle, designed for pleasure, but definitely not for combat!

ROBOT CAR
Armour - 0
Speed - fast
Combat bonus - 0
Special abilities: this little machine is totally unsuited for fighting! If it is attacked by anything faster, it automatically loses! If attacked by something slower, it can escape if given the chance.

Updated luck - 6

#131

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#132

You are in the city of industry. Normally it is busy and bustling, but now you see no life anywhere. Everyone is asleep… everyone but you. Where will you go in your quest for useful artefacts:

  • Fuel-refining plant (105)
  • Robot experimental centre (25)
  • Tunnels underneath the city (127)
  • Just explore (34)
  • Leave the city (309)

0 voters

#133

This is why discobot let us live, isn’t it? So we could pootle about in a ridiculous robot car for a bit before being killed in one hit by an even bigger T Rex.

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#134

we need to get out the shit wagon pronto

#135

oh, so this is the filth thread

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#136

Feels a bit like a sort of Mr Bean attempt to save the world

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#137

Mr Bean’s chances of success >>>>>> our chances of success.

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#138

A real human bean. And a real hero.

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#139

This is the Robot Experimental Centre. If you have been here before, turn to 251. If you have not, keep reading.

You know little about the centre apart from its name, but you have heard rumours that top-secret work is being done here.

#140

You are in the lobby of the Robot Experimental Centre. You read the directory, and see that different sorts of work are being done on different floors of the building. Several seem interesting. Where will you go?

  • Second floor: Interface Mechanisms (392)
  • Third floor: Weapons Development (182)
  • Sixth floor: Amplifier Project (20)
  • Tenth floor: Deteronics (229)
  • Leave the building (206)

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#141

I vote we head to the amplifiers and play some sick doom riffs until this is all over.

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#142

Some amazing hand waving going on right there.

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#143

I’m sure we can take down the bad guys by sticking a bazooka on our mini

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#144

That’s your answer to everything

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#146

While I’m waiting for this to get up to 10 votes, shall we take a medikit or 2?

(medikits restore 1 stamina point each - we have 5)

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2

0 voters

#147

the weapons room is going to be rammed with triceratopses with machine guns

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#148

You know my motto: if in doubt, riff it out.

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