Robots

Better than ninjas or pirates

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Yeah this is true actually.

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Fun fact: the first British robot, built in 1928, was called Eric.

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and gave amazing head

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I don’t know why I’ve replied like this, I’m so sorry

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R.U.R. - Wikipedia.

Went to see this, it was fine

Lets ask the big man himself

Are robots better than ninjas or pirates? @discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: It is certain

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Vampires > witches > robots > ghosts > pirates

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Will always laugh at how Griffin and David say robots with no vowels. “Rbts”

Maybe that comes from Futurama actually idk.

Dunno how @Witches is going to feel about this dreadful slight.

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raging. Obviously. Haha.

In all seriousness I couldn’t disagree more. Find vampires SO boring.

Unless the vampire is Christopher Lee. GBOCL

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I heard a man who was involved in cutting edge robot development talking on the radio once. He said he hated telling people at parties what he did because he knew the rest of the evening would consist of people asking him ‘can they do x?’ and him saying ‘actually, no they can’t yet’.

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Sounds like exactly the kind of thing you could build a robot to do for you.

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I liked it.

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Actually, no you can’t yet

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The best robot is scottish robot. “Heavy chokin’ for a fag”

WE USED POISONOUS GASSES
AND WE POISONED THEIR ASSES

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