Rock Bottom Thread

I just popped some crumpets in the toaster and then discovered that I don’t have any butter in the fridge.

So basically, I’ve eaten two dry crumpets for my lunch so far.

In future, if you think you’ve got it bad just consider my current plight.

(Let’s not have any properly upsetting tales of hitting rock bottom - this is a light-hearted thread)

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i have been working out actually, nice of you to notice

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Would have gone right nice with a plainy O.

One of the best signature wrestling moves

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Yesterday evening I posted a thread about “Swede and carrot pie” to the tune of Sweet Caroline

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Nah, that’s a rock high/top thread that, not a rock bottom thread

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wouldn’t it be rock top

Couldn’t care either way.

I take perverted videos of you when you least suspect it

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Or maybe sand tits?

When we moved house and ordered Itsu takeaway and the SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED cutlery wasn’t provided, so we ended up using the folded up lids of the pots to shovel food into our mouths.

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Do you not own any cutlery?

Mate

It was at the bottom of some box somewhere but we didn’t know which one because we didn’t do the packing. Couldn’t find it.

Yes?

Can’t believe this took 10 posts.

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We got people to pack but you gotta know where the kettle and the cutlery is.

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