I just popped some crumpets in the toaster and then discovered that I don’t have any butter in the fridge.
So basically, I’ve eaten two dry crumpets for my lunch so far.
In future, if you think you’ve got it bad just consider my current plight.
(Let’s not have any properly upsetting tales of hitting rock bottom - this is a light-hearted thread)
i have been working out actually, nice of you to notice
Would have gone right nice with a plainy O.
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Yesterday evening I posted a thread about “Swede and carrot pie” to the tune of Sweet Caroline
Nah, that’s a rock high/top thread that, not a rock bottom thread
Couldn’t care either way.
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When we moved house and ordered Itsu takeaway and the SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED cutlery wasn’t provided, so we ended up using the folded up lids of the pots to shovel food into our mouths.
Do you not own any cutlery?
It was at the bottom of some box somewhere but we didn’t know which one because we didn’t do the packing. Couldn’t find it.
Can’t believe this took 10 posts.
We got people to pack but you gotta know where the kettle and the cutlery is.