Welcome to the show SULAWESI THE SITTING DOWN SUPERSTAR!
We’ll need someone to do maintenance work on the tent itself I guess?
Would you be willing to spout trivia but you’re on fire at the time?
This sounds perfect for The Cirque DiS Solei After-Hours…
Welcome to the show Funkman The On-Fire Factman!
I can make a water drop sound by flicking the side of my mouth
I can wiggle my ears
I can bend my fingers and thumb about in ways that have been described as ‘disgusting’
Can you put together an act that combines all three with some sort of narrative throughline?
Clowning please. I’m very funny (IRL).
I don’t think so, no
Oh well, it’ll do. Welcome to the show JOKE WITH THE AMAZING BENDY DIGITS AND ALSO WIGGLY EARS AND THAT WATER DROP SOUND THING!
How many of you can fit in a small car?
Why was my act not announced in capitals please?
Not sure, I’m fairly inconsistent as a person. My apologies, it was not meant to belittle your act.
Thank you for this comprehensive explanation.
i can eat a lot
I am a man of no talents.
Then I’ll look forward to seeing you at the concessions stand!
This is NOT true