Roll Up Roll Up! It's the Wonderful The Cirque DiS Solei!

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Blimey.

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Welcome to the show SULAWESI THE SITTING DOWN SUPERSTAR!

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We’ll need someone to do maintenance work on the tent itself I guess?

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Would you be willing to spout trivia but you’re on fire at the time?

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Absobloodylutely.

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This sounds perfect for The Cirque DiS Solei After-Hours…

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Welcome to the show Funkman The On-Fire Factman!

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I can make a water drop sound by flicking the side of my mouth

I can wiggle my ears

I can bend my fingers and thumb about in ways that have been described as ‘disgusting’

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Can you put together an act that combines all three with some sort of narrative throughline?

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Clowning please. I’m very funny (IRL).

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I don’t think so, no

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Oh well, it’ll do. Welcome to the show JOKE WITH THE AMAZING BENDY DIGITS AND ALSO WIGGLY EARS AND THAT WATER DROP SOUND THING!

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How many of you can fit in a small car?

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Why was my act not announced in capitals please?

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Not sure, I’m fairly inconsistent as a person. My apologies, it was not meant to belittle your act.

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Thank you for this comprehensive explanation.

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i can eat a lot

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I am a man of no talents.

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Then I’ll look forward to seeing you at the concessions stand!

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This is NOT true