Roll Up Roll Up! It's the Wonderful The Cirque DiS Solei!

[anon19035908]

Blimey.

[anon5266188]

Welcome to the show SULAWESI THE SITTING DOWN SUPERSTAR!

[anon5266188]

@Twinkletoes

Would you like me to climb up something which is hard to climb up?

We’ll need someone to do maintenance work on the tent itself I guess?

[anon5266188]

@anon19035908

I have a very good memory, especially for useless bits of trivia, maybe there’s something in that?

Would you be willing to spout trivia but you’re on fire at the time?

[anon19035908]

Absobloodylutely.

[anon5266188]

@kermitwormit

I’m really bendy. Like, weirdly bendy and flexible. Could stick me in a glittery catsuit and have me doing forward rolls and bending about.

This sounds perfect for The Cirque DiS Solei After-Hours…

[anon5266188]

Welcome to the show Funkman The On-Fire Factman!

[AQOS]

I can make a water drop sound by flicking the side of my mouth

I can wiggle my ears

I can bend my fingers and thumb about in ways that have been described as ‘disgusting’

[anon5266188]

Can you put together an act that combines all three with some sort of narrative throughline?

[zxcvbnm2]

Clowning please. I’m very funny (IRL).

[AQOS]

I don’t think so, no

[anon5266188]

Oh well, it’ll do. Welcome to the show JOKE WITH THE AMAZING BENDY DIGITS AND ALSO WIGGLY EARS AND THAT WATER DROP SOUND THING!

[anon5266188]

How many of you can fit in a small car?

[anon19035908]

Why was my act not announced in capitals please?

[anon5266188]

Not sure, I’m fairly inconsistent as a person. My apologies, it was not meant to belittle your act.

[anon19035908]

Thank you for this comprehensive explanation.

[japes]

i can eat a lot

[colinzealuk]

I am a man of no talents.

[anon5266188]

Then I’ll look forward to seeing you at the concessions stand!

[anon5266188]

This is NOT true