So since Mrs Funkhouser has got me properly hooked on shows about rich women with plastic surgery and alcohol problems bitching at each other, lets talk about them here. I suspect that this might mainly be myself, @meowington and @shes_so_high but all are welcome! I’ll kick things off with my top 5 Real Housewives (characters, not looks based)
5. Heather Dubrow
4. Bethenny Frankel
3. Lisa VDP
2. Caroline Manzo
I hate Bethenney! She’s too harshly direct for me.
I’m gutted Carole has said this is her lash season of RHONY 
Did anyone watch Southern Charm?
I’ve only watched this latest season where T Rav got a new girlfriend who is apparently an escort and she’s fucking crazy!!!
I forgot about Lisa Rinna! Such a shit stirrer! And Erika, who could forget this absolute banger https://youtu.be/3hL99eTKil8
We’re currently going through the OC again to catch up with the new ones, then might start Jersey again, or VDP Rules.
I have only watched RHOBH so far.
@meowington I’ve recently started S1 of Sourhern Charm.
I think New York is the best one cause they’re nuts and now none of them are married cause they’ve all been cheated on so it’s a load of 50+ women with so much work done trying to date and stuff it’s amazing!
Gigi in at number 5 surely?
There’s FINALLY a smart tv app!
It’s on Now TV as well but as a pass rather than an app which means you have to pay £3.99 a month for it regardless of whether or not you already pay for a subscription!
Is anyone watching Real Housewives of Dallas?
I’m having a bit of a lull on the Bravo shows even though i’ve gone back to watch Southern Charm AND Vanderpump Rules from the start (I only watched the latest season for each).
Also this is on there and it’s fucking BRILLIANT. Probably the best Scientology related TV show/film i’ve seen.
I WANT VPR BACK
We’ve had a bit of a HayU break recently but we’ve watched the Leah Remini thing. It’s so fucking good but completely, terrifyingly mental.
She just seems to have such better access to people than any other doc about Scientology i’ve seen. It must have been from her being an insider and being so fearless to expose them.
tbh I don’t think there is anything good on HAYU at the mo. I’m not a major fan of the Kardashians cause it feels so scripted and fake where VPR and Southern Charm seems very real still.
Apparently T.Rav from SC has been arrested today for assault and battery
Once we watched the scientology thing and finished RHOOC again we decided to give it a rest. Been rewatching Sopranos and Midsomer Murders instead. Might start RHONJ again I think.
RHONJ this season is rumored to be the best one. Especially as Joe Giudice has to be deported to Italy after his sentance and has a boyfriend on the side.
I think i only watch RHONJ cause I am fascinated by Teresas hairline/forehead.
Hey @meowington I’m on season 3 of Real Housewives of New York and I’m so gutted that Jill and Bethenny aren’t friends anymore!
Is that before or after scary island?
@shes_so_high must have seen Scary Island now!
SO GOOD.
Feel a bit sorry for Kelly but she is nuts. Bethenny is so cringe with her Skinny Girl gift bags tho.
VANDERPUMP RULES IS BACK ON DECEMBER 3RD!!!
omgomg omgomgomgomg
I’m VERY excited about Beau (Stassi’s new boyf)