National trust membership? or the other one?
Sex swing?
If you dislike the guy so much and he has no hobbies, just get him a bottle of [insert preferred alcoholic drink here]
that screams “I’ve no idea what to get you / welcome to your 60s”
also the car thing: doesn’t really enjoy driving / certainly not fast
Yeah probs will but my sister has already done that. The annoying thing is I have bought him and my mum tickets to a dance show my son is doing and that is £20 but I don’t think I can ‘gift’ that.
There are some (not so serious) suggestions in here:
The car thing was a suggestion for balonz, I’m multitasking.
Balonz was not very helpful there
Oh yeah… how about a bum dildo?
You can get hot chocolate and champagne
Fancy T2 teas?
fucking hell that thread!
When you say she likes designy things what do you mean?
My mate did a course run at a local hobbeycraft recently and made a really nice lampshade - you look into getting her something like that?
I just did a LOL out loud at the last post, then realised who posted it.
Der.
Nothing more satisfying than laughing at a reply in an old thread and then seeing it was you who made it
She has some small ceramic sculptures around the house. Small ones. I looked up who the sculptor is and how much their shit costs and it’s obv ££ so fuck that. I’d like to get her a nice new watch but she already has a really nice fucking watch. Considered getting her a matching clock but they’re probably going to move very soon and also have about a million clocks around the house.
I think things where do you make something are out of the question. She’s not hands-on in the slightest and would hate it.
Cheese making?
Nothing sexual please
Spa day
Maybe you should just go home for the weekend and see her