Rolling list of annoying questions people ask you


#1

say you haven’t seen a friend for a while and you have a beard…and they say ‘oh, are you growing a beard?’ one of life’s unanswerable questions that

stuff like that


#2

Stranger: how tall are you?
Me: …


#3

When a great-Aunt or whatever asks “When are you gonna have your growth spurt then?” when you’re a short 14 year old or whatever.


#4

When do you reckon it will be though?


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#7

“Do you have a Nectar card?”

Probably, but I’m buying snack food and I’d rather just pay for my multipack of Snickers and bugger off back to work.


#8

fucking hate that one. thing is…it will always be asked! should be ‘what don’t you do?’


#9

Is she a good baby?


#10

Are your eyelashes real?
Are you nails real?
etc


#11

I’ve had the beard one. It makes me worry that I’m not putting enough effort into keeping it trim.


#12

this seems…valid?


#13

I get these a lot as well


#14

Why don’t you eat meat?


#15

with this emphasis:

“how tall are you?”


#16

if I haven’t seen a friend for a while I get all defensive and say something like ‘look pal, I had a fucking beard in 2011, way before these hipster cunts’

beard madness


#17

Not really?


#19

well, some nails are fake. maybe I’m missing the point here. is it a question of rudeness?


#20

can i get a payrise?


#21

How do you pronounce ‘chorizo’?


#22

Yeah, I wouldn’t really see it as any of my business. Also, there’s a bit of a class / snobbery thing going on there (not necessarily implied by you, but in general)