Rolling list of annoying questions people ask you

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say you haven’t seen a friend for a while and you have a beard…and they say ‘oh, are you growing a beard?’ one of life’s unanswerable questions that

stuff like that

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Stranger: how tall are you?
Me: …

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When a great-Aunt or whatever asks “When are you gonna have your growth spurt then?” when you’re a short 14 year old or whatever.

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When do you reckon it will be though?

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“Do you have a Nectar card?”

Probably, but I’m buying snack food and I’d rather just pay for my multipack of Snickers and bugger off back to work.

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fucking hate that one. thing is…it will always be asked! should be ‘what don’t you do?’

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Is she a good baby?

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Are your eyelashes real?
Are you nails real?
etc

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I’ve had the beard one. It makes me worry that I’m not putting enough effort into keeping it trim.

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this seems…valid?

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I get these a lot as well

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Why don’t you eat meat?

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with this emphasis:

“how tall are you?”

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if I haven’t seen a friend for a while I get all defensive and say something like ‘look pal, I had a fucking beard in 2011, way before these hipster cunts’

beard madness

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Not really?

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well, some nails are fake. maybe I’m missing the point here. is it a question of rudeness?

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can i get a payrise?

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How do you pronounce ‘chorizo’?

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Yeah, I wouldn’t really see it as any of my business. Also, there’s a bit of a class / snobbery thing going on there (not necessarily implied by you, but in general)