I have to back my job up with where I work (and for some an explanation of who they are), otherwise people probably think I install traffic lights and speed bumps.
“Would you like a wormdoo?”
Either my gf is the master/mistress of annoying questions, or I’m incredibly easily irked. It’s probably the latter. But she just texted me to ask if I’ve passed the course I took the other week. She knows that I’ll find out at some point by the end of the month. She also knows that I’ll fucking tell her when I find out, won’t I, so why ask?
I’ve just read that back and this is 100% me being unreasonable, but I’ve typed it all out now so here we go.
yeah, I can see that now.
‘She’s the worst!’
“Have you been working out?”
imagine getting irked by someone who’s got your back! fucking hell, man!
of the toilets again
Where are you from?
Where are your parents from?
Where did you learn English?
Were you born in this country?
When did you move to this country?
I have ambiguously tanned olive skin and been mistaken to be a bunch of different nationalities, from Indian to Egyptian to Jewish to Pakistani (in a shorter more violent form of the word). A surprising amount of people never get that I’m half-Greek and have lived in England all my life but there you go.
I think it’s context. It’s a weird thing to ask and can come off a bit accusingly and also none of your business?
I guess if it’s in the context of ‘I love your nails, where did you get them done, are they shellac etc etc’ It’s a bit different, but just asking is pretty rude imo.
‘Are you ever going to apologise?’
“Theo?”
I really don’t like being asked questions. Or being spoken to much. Or being around other people.
Basically, I’m a catch.
That is an annoying question, yes.
Fortunately only one complete cunt has asked it so far
“Safetywink?”
“What’re you doing right now?”
I thought that was pretty implied
I still think you should apologise though
‘hey, u up?’
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