Rolling list of annoying questions you'll never tire of asking

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cunts

#1

"How’s the weather up there?!"
etc


#2

Growing a beard are you?


#3

Had your ears lowered?!


#4

“Hey is that seat taken?” *points to window seat where middle aged man’s laptop bag is resting *


#5

Are we there yet?


#6

got a carbon fork, has it??


#7

Take it to the “ways to annoy your spouse” thread


#8

Is this the cycling thread?


#9

Get to the cloud district very often?