Along the lines of ‘if found please return to the pub’
Not seen any today mind
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“Lazy and drunk is no way to live, but at least I fit in”
About 25 minutes ago while walking dog past local pub.
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Old biddy on a tour of Mayfield Park last week with laods of Tories
“Tories are liars babs”
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Cracking start
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The man
The legend
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Was going to use this exact example in the OP
I was in White Rose the other week and theres a whole stall dedicated to these, going to have to have a look.
The one I remember was ‘I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see’
My brother had this when he was 12. We let him wear it because a scrawny pubescent kid wearing it is objectively funny.
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My top 3 favourite legends:
Beowulf
The odyssey
Pubeless scrote
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My mate’ got off his mum for his 18th birthday a tshirt saying ‘it took 18 years to look this cool’. Don’t think it was ironically bought
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Personal fav was a guy who used to hang out ‘helping’ in the local supermarket who had a t-shirt that on the front said “Sex Olympics ‘94” and on the back “Gold Medal - Your Mum”.
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Oops
its not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for a sex machine
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Guy in local pub has this! Will pop down and check tonight. STAY TUNED
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Just saw a man who looked a bit like Bill Decker off Reeves and Mortimer wearing a T-shirt saying, “It only happened because I was unsupervised”
Sometimes when I’m cleaning I borrow one of my boyfriend’s old t shirts that says ‘snakes are just faces with tails’
Was really concerned the first time I read the beginning of this post
Oh @AutumnBeech noticed it too
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Been considering buying this to wear around town when the cunts have their conference here in a few weeks
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