Rolling Thread For Complaining About The Heat 🔥


#1

It’s midnight and my phone says its 23 degrees. Come on now! Let me sleep. Feel free to moan in this thread.


#2

ROSCOE: I’m hot

MARLON: bit full of yourself, pal

ROSCOE: oh har har

MARLON: I am a funny man

ROSCOE: yes

MARLON: …

ROSCOE: …

MARLON: too hot to think of a proper story innit

ROSCOE: yeah


#3

Can’t remember the last time I felt cold


#4

Genuinely looking forward to going to work tomorrow to sit in the air con, awful stuff


#5

I just got excited about air con and then remembered my office is a sweat box :slightly_frowning_face:


#6

my office doesn’t have aircon but i sit beside a load of windows. laaaavely.


#7

it’s warm. too warm.


#8

wish everyone would stop claiming that England getting the to semi final and the weather being hot are both equally brilliant things

this weather is fucking shit

went to a wedding on saturday, got an uber there costing me £17 rather than getting the tube - possibly the best money i’ve spent this decade


#9

same. weather’s lovely though.


#10

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#11

The heat is making me watch YouTube videos of someone ordering and opening pallets of amazon returns.


#12

Inspired by @elthamsmateowen I am looking on amazon for air conditioning units


#13

im gonna shave my head


#14

the heat can be bad but sunshine can be good


#15

can I also complain about my neighbors shagging really loud at nearly one o clock?

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would close the window but as previously mentioned - it’s very hot.


#16

It’s ONLY 20 degrees here tonight!! Still leaving the fan on though.


#17

Shut up you centrist cop!

:wink:


#18

Freezing here, thinking about putting my big jacket on at work.
Spending my evenings at home with the ol’ slippers on, under the duvet. I hate the heat though, so I don’t think I’m envying my northern brethren.


#19

It is largely A Good Thing.

Bit of a nuisance for trying to sleep in though. Reckon I’m gonna sleep for about 18 hours when we eventually have a nice cool night.


#20

Are your neighbours horses?