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Sex in this heat?
- Yes please Iâm not quite hot and sweaty enough
- Please, please get your bits off me
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Does heat cause vivid dreams? Cause I just woke up disappointed that none of that stuff actually happened
When youâre that hot and sweaty already, being a little bit more hot and sweaty wonât make much difference and at least you could be enjoying yourselfâŠ
Maybe keep the noise down though for all your neighbours with windows open
Ok bye!
Bought a fan the other day and keep mumbling âbought a fan, we bought a fan, look at us, we bought a fanâ to myself
IM OVER IT
I had a conversation with someone at the weekend where they were shocked that I like the month of January. Whatâs not to like? You get to stay in all the time and be snuggly
I cannot be touched right now. Wonât even take a platonic hug let alone a full boning.
NO THANKS
On the non air conditioned bus last week someone loudly tutted when I opened the window. U WOT M8?!
It was annoying that the trains were fucking ANYWAY but itâs horrendous in the heat
Getting on my bike tomorrow for sure
For those who said yes to the sexing in the extreme heat, what positions are acceptable in these circumstances, and which are off the cards?
- Doggy
- Cowgirl
- Reverse cowgirl
- Milton Keynes
- Missionary
- Helicopter
- Scissors
- Brands Hatch
- Simultaneous Butterfly
- Standing
- Wheelbarrow
- The Scythe
- Typewriter
- Cliffhanger
- The crab
- Spooning
- Upside down spooning
- Anti-gravity
- BLT
- Pete Sampras
- The Washing Machine
- Martial Law
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It is extremely difficult to answer this question, as there are two questions.
Also go on then, whatâs Milton Keynes?
edit: in this context
Dunno, I was just giggling to myself making things up.
The Pete Sampras is a couple of booming one-handed backhand strokes before a deft drop shot to finish
Only plus side to my job is working on a refrigerated food hall. Bloody lovely feeling walking onto the shop floor
Bit cooler today up here.
As if I have a desk
We have a couple of computers that 6 of us share.
Yeah same here. Absolutely loving it tbh. Havenât had a summer like it since 2006 I donât think.
Fucking love the heat. May it last forever. (After the horrendous Winter I/II we had Iâll take it. Nearly cried in April after thirty plus consecutive days of rain.)