Of course Northamptonshire are grasses.
He said other queries included […] a man who asked: “My wife doesn’t think her job is essential but I do and she’s working from home. Is there anything I can do?”
"We are getting calls from people who say ‘I think my neighbour is going out on a second run - I want you to come and arrest them’.
why is this so funny?
Because it’s just Partridge in the wild
What’s this Jameson’s lads?
I assume this has gone up in the official coronavirus thread but just in case…
Don’t have a go at me, I’ve never even had it!
Get it down yer neck h_y_g!
Current top Twitter trend in the UK: #PoliceState.
Yikes^infinity
Fucking hell the picture caption even says ‘The Irish have been targeted…’
The crisps are at it in Éire.
It shames me to say it but Nordie Tayto is better.
he’s a potato you idiots
Out. OUT!
He isn’t called Mr Crispo is he?
Centrist melt twitter just collectively wet itself
No fuckin way
It pretty much tastes like Walkers, not necessarily bad but nowhere near as flavourful as proper Tayto
