Rolling thread for when the Brits are at it again

Sentence doesn’t make sense when you correct it to Tans though, unless a confused editor added the ‘people’ and dropped the caps

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yeah it’s the people that really jumbles it all :joy: just a big crock of shit, how do people like this get book deals

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As a foreigner, I think most of the following thread qualifies for a posting in here (no matter how well-meaning) :sweat_smile: :kissing_heart:

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I’m not saying we should use the English name for things though btw

I know :smiley:

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Yeah well, if we die we’re going to take some of you with us too!

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Pfizer make the active ingredient for Viagra in Cork. Not laughing now, are ya Nige?

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Ah, for buoyancy

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One whiff and you’re stiff,” said Debbie O’Grady, who works in the Ferry Boat Inn in the town.

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My uncle works there. He always looks a bit ruddy faced :thinking:

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I seem to recall us using that narrative in 1847 as well…

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Land Of Hope And Glory

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Either that or wonderwall

Makes you properly want to throw up, that does

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Once more with feeling, What The Fuck Is Wrong With England Seriously

After watching that I’m more likely to vault my neighbours’ fence and seriously fuck up their rose bushes than I am to wear the bastard thing. Take the heads off their flowers with a well-swung leek so I will.

Eurgh.

This is so much worse than I could ever have imagined.