Rolling thread for when the Brits are at it again

It was the semi final apparently and she got best in show.

Christ

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no sir captain tom? missed a trick there.

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What the fuck is the stag on the ears got to do with it?

Also does the dog have a lob on?

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Not being erect whilst showing respect - 2 disrepects

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If she hadn’t won the Daily Mail and the flag in their name section of Twitter would have fucking imploded.

That is the most fucked up thing, poor dog. How is that considered best in show? Dog is not a billboard for your fascism!

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In my head I was imagining something at least, you know, good? Like a costume to make the whole dog look like a poppy.

but then of course

Holy fuck. How could that win?! Did everyone just put up an old stuffed toy?

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our brave good boys

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It feels worse when you see how much it’s struggling to deal with it.

image

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Not the tweet, but the headline it quotes. I assume it’s from the Telegraph.

sentimentally!

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I mean who doesn’t get dewy eyed reading about the Amritsar Massacre.

Turned out to be from Daniel Hannan’s Telegraph column. The brain of Brexit at work.

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My flatmate and I played top trumps of “British Hunks” last night.

This was one of them.

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You should Tweet it to him. I seem to recall him being quite active on Twitter (and presume he’s okay as I seem to recall gl**ner having a go at him)

Expect he’d be delighted to find out he has Sex Appeal: 1.

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Top Trump ratings are so arbitrary. Look at those eyes and tell me he’s a 1, c’mon

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Inspiration for the Megabus Man?!

The fact the description then goes on to say “Irish comedian” fucks sake lads.

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