Rolling: weird house listings

Not going back into the Harry Potter thread, so this can go here.

https://espc.com/property/112a-1-west-bow-grassmarket-edinburgh-eh1-2hh/35927908

Actually think that £210,000 for a 1 bed flat in Edinburgh’s Grassmarket doesn’t sound outrageously expensive.

Would obviously need to strip all that shit out and start again, though, so there’s that.

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Is that an airbnb or something? Weird decor and no sign of any personal possessions

No idea, but that defo seems like a fair guess.

Aside from the gazillion figurines and ornaments all over the place, really can’t figure out what’s going in there, this is the perfect house

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3192131674386197&id=1450316215234427

It sounds like if you buy the place, you have to let the owner live in it until they die.

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Bonus friend for me then

have we had this one? It’s…busy

1204 S 18th St, Saint Louis, MO 63104 | MLS #21050681 | Zillow?

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Looks like John Soane’s museum

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A Melbourne horror. Seems like they divided an already strangely shaped flat into two.

https://realestate.com.au/property-apartment-vic-south+yarra-136143562

Resulting in a bath that can also serve as your tomb

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So that’s where Doctor Strange has been staying.

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Proper Aleister Crowley feels from the angles inside. Reckon you could open the door to the bath one day and find a nameless horror waiting for you.

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“Powder room” I presume but you don’t hear it here either. Very 1930s. I guess maybe it’s some odd term to match to the period of the building?

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Does it belong to this guy?

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/77153301#/

Thing I hate the most about the houses I’ve lived in is how unlikely they are to topple over in high winds.

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Yeah I bet it does

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Picture 8- saw the coats hanging up and though it was a half body :ghost: about to float through wall!

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S’a bit poky for £2,750,000 innit. Get more out of filling up the swimming pool and turning that into the living space, imo.

Was hoping it would have like 15 floors tbh

This looks like some weird photoshop job. Made me think of this

The last time I saw a floor plan that looked like that it was a keep in a D&D game.

Holy… just got to the bottom and their automatic mortgage calculator based on 10% deposit