Rolling: weird house listings

what happened to rapunzel?

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Looking at the pictures I can’t comprehend how it only has 5 floors, do they all have insanely high ceilings or is there just a void somewhere in there?

It’s 14 storeys, but only the bottom five are habitable.

Some of the upper floors are currently used to house telecoms equipment, generating an annual rental income of circa ÂŁ29,500.

https://www.sdlauctions.co.uk/latest-news/heres-how-you-could-live-in-a-220ft-new-forest-skyscraper-said-to-have-been-built-on-the-orders-of-sir-christopher-wrens-ghost/

Brilliant.

The estate agents came to photograph our place a month or so ago and it was a really grey day pissing down with rain - so they Photoshopped in a blue sky. Actually looks quite convincing at first glance, until you look closely.

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Not ideal for people who think WiFi might be cooking their brain

Or none of the kit belongs to your provider so you still get shit signal

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This isn’t a weird house listing (in fact, it’s a very nice house), but see if you can spot the slightly odd feature in the top storey shower room…

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/80245719#/

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Being John Malkovich style tiny door?

Nah they’re common access points for the roof in loft conversions. Weird but regular.

The light box directly where you have a shit is the more confusing bit, no? I would happily wave down to people, but would assume others might struggle with that.

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^ we have a winner.

Yeah, the lower panel is frosted, but still, standing on a sheet of glass as you wipe your bum is a bit off-putting.

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  • Standing
  • Sitting
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B, then A.

Safety wipe

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Balls then arse?

Standing gives much, much better access to get things really cleaned up.

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Cool house, but I’m posting for the gratuitousness of photo 14.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/79578732?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=whatsapp#/

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Hopefully, it’s one of my GFs favourite local cats.

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Pub-style wall TV really helps bring out the grindley & gibbons wood panelling, class

I wish to stress that the bad part of this is having to live in a cardboard box part without the landlord knowing, not the part about living with SWers.

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It’s little more than a clothing shop changing room, isn’t it?