Rolling: weird house listings

it’s like a 90s cinema

Yeah, or bowling alley. So in love with the idea that either a) someone chose this design recently, or b) chose it 30 years ago and changed nothing

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Think of how much you could earn renting out it for adult movie shoots, it pays for itself

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My film production company isn’t called Hoogy Nights by mistake.

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Same it’s my fucking dream home :weary:

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it’s like a 90s barbie dream home! :heart:

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The extension!

https://uniquepropertybulletin.co.uk/news7/

Rejected options at 13:00

Big reveal at 39:30

Stay there! (Extra photos showing how shit it’s started to look already).

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To be fair, I’d expect painted timber to look a lot worse than that after ten years.

I love how average this inspirational message is

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It’s funny because it’s hung above a toilet

https://fuzzyloondesigns.com/products/hope-everything-comes-out-ok-funny-bathroom-canvas-print
https://www.zazzle.com/bathroom_sign_i_hope_everything_comes_out_ok-228952142627483577

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fuck sake, i’m an idiot

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thanks for liking this hoogy :frowning:

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https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/6900-Dave-Carr-Rd_Charlestown_IN_47111_M96567-58375

And all for the price of a Zone 3 studio flat…

Year Built: 1997

Don’t think I would have guessed this

Have we already had this one? It’s a bit old so no listing online anymore just Facebook…

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1159153477467913&id=117471031636168

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Given how most of it looks I’m guessing the legend on this knocker isn’t a joke

Absolutely phenomenal.

Kinda in awe at how you can see that whoever did that has no respect for any established convention whatsoever for how anything should be. Just an unending existence of challenging and questioning everything. Exhausting enough to just to flick through those photos. What must it be like to actually be them?

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Anyone really like tiles?

If so I have the house for you.

https://www.immobiliare.it/annunci/84712326/

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So many tiles.

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