I don’t get why they haven’t shown any of the bedrooms. I mean they’re there on the floorplan but there’s no sign of them in the pictures.

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Gross :frowning: (taxidermy and LOTS of it)

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And an elephant tusk, too.

What’s up with the room full of christmas teddy bears as well?

Ach, ya beat me to it.

I like that they did a visualisation of it being empty, in case your mind simply can’t get past the taxidermy extravaganza.

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Stunning house. That lakefront looks chefs kiss

Is it just me who finds 90% of American kitchens really unappealing? They all look massively dated for some reason I’ve never quite understood.

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But how am I supposed to judge scale of the rooms without a stuffed giraffe for height reference?

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Just so much varnish

It’s a general thing with US-centric Vs Euro product design innit.

They largely dig stuff that’s perceived as being muscly, beefy, substantial, etc. Even if it’s entirely redundant. Gotta be the biggest and best.

Europe has strong Scandi/Italian/German elements, which are tied into sleekness and modernism largely related to best use of materials and resources. Japanese design has similar things going on.

Cars are the shorthand example. US muscle cars and hummers. EU/Japanese sporty hatchbacks, etc. Obviously, we’ve bought into the SUV thing, but often in a miniaturised form compared to the US.

tl;dr US design = big and brash, with minimal consideration for any type of constraint.

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Among many baffling details, I can’t get away from the shitty office/school ceiling panels in a load of the rooms. What a mysterious house.

Lots of 50s influence as well. Like they peaked in the post war years and have stuck with that design aesthetic.

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For interiors, I think that a lot of US homes are stuck in the 80s/90s, especially in the kitchens - proper family sitcom style stuff with big fridges and waste disposal units etc.

I don’t think that 1950s/60s-style design looks that dated at the moment, conversely, as it’s much more pared back.

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The Americans can design their products bigger on general can’t they as their middle class, suburban housing generally has much more space than here and on continental Europe.

It explains huge amounts of design choices, from fridges the size of cars stood on end, to board games that need tables the size of our rooms, to massive mcmansions. Big and chunky = affluent.

It’s a shame they ditched the sleek and interesting raygun gothic in favour of just big and bulky really.

It’s the combination of being big, but also over-fussy that looks odd to british eyes, I think, like it’s a hangover from the Reagan years.

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Yep. In case no-one has this covered, I’d note that the 50s/60s style design doesn’t look all that deatched from what we’re used to. More understated. Compared to later consumerism, which has notably crossed the Atlantic post-Reagan with not just SUVs, but also “those american fridges, y’know, the ones with an ice-maker”, which often just end up being incongruously big for British homes.

Not a listing but definitely weird and in a house:

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You could convert this into your own crystal maze.

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AMAZING RESULTS!

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If you’re into pirates this could be your dream home …