Rolling: weird house listings

This gets weirder tbh

Madi said this week”: “It’s our home, for the short term and for the long term. We will be putting our Christmas tree and decorations up in the next few days. We are going nowhere.

“We have spent a lot of our own money on the upkeep of the house, it’s our home and we have no plans to move,” he told MailOnline, adding that they had put a share of their money into the company that bought the house. “We are not tenants, we have a major share in the house and have put in hundreds of thousands of pounds of our own money,” he said.

Also apparently friends of Waugh’s family.

The Glass Onion house/island is for sale :eyes:

It’s actually just a promo for the film. But still!

Was it the selling agent that gave it away?

Estate agent accidentally uploaded their D&D game map.

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Fabulous Extended Detached True Bungalow

There are literally stairs up to a to a loft conversion, FFS! I mean I can’t understand what that phrase would be meant to mean other than ‘all one level’?

Screams converted gangster lodge to me.

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Do you suppose you can peel it off the duvet and attach it to your jacket?

The owner, just after he’s finished decorating

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Spongebob and Patrick have done me here

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audibly gasped at that room

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Ha hah

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Absolutely incredible to imagine putting your child to bed in a room with no curtains at all and French windows directly onto the street.

A rarely seen gangster goth family.

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Would love to have a proper look around this.

I think the pungent smell of aftershave would get a bit much.

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Apparently the owner needs a quick sale to fund his legal costs after an unfortunate recent arrest in Romania.

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A room with(out) a view