Rolling: weird house listings

Do you suppose you can peel it off the duvet and attach it to your jacket?

The owner, just after he’s finished decorating

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Spongebob and Patrick have done me here

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audibly gasped at that room

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Ha hah

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Absolutely incredible to imagine putting your child to bed in a room with no curtains at all and French windows directly onto the street.

A rarely seen gangster goth family.

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Would love to have a proper look around this.

I think the pungent smell of aftershave would get a bit much.

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Apparently the owner needs a quick sale to fund his legal costs after an unfortunate recent arrest in Romania.

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A room with(out) a view

Screams proceeds of crime sale that one

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You get a view of the sky through the skylights!

This is a truly wild place. Particularly this bit of dimensions

Room sizes:

  • Lounge/Kitchen/Diner: 27’6 x 19’0 maximum (8.39m x 5.80m)

  • Utility Room: 12’10 x 4’4 (3.91m x 1.32m)

  • Cloakroom

  • Bedroom: 13’3 x 12’11 (4.04m x 3.94m)

  • Loft Space: 39’8 x 28’5 (12.10m x 8.67m)

  • Roof Terrace

  • Wrap Around Garden

  • Off Road Parking

There isn’t seemingly any loft space so are they giving you the total space of the first floor even though it’s got three bedrooms and en suites crammed into it?

Only just noticed the skylights on the plan!

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Took me a while! Still pure hell.

Not quite a house, but possibly a home of sorts. And it’s rolling.

Click through for a pic of the cheeky chappie.

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Absolutely wild that there appear to be no interior shots on there. If you click on the FB link you can search in that FB Page for ‘Bedford’ and find some

and it’s, er, simple!

**EDIT - ** Oh I see, you have to click the button for image gallery to see the interior stuff etc.

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It looks like his request for the interior was ‘I need somewhere to hold the annual general meetings of a small club for clowns’

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