What songs have the most tender, touching romantic lyrics out there that manage to avoid cliches and have actually touched you?
“let me see that thong
Baby
That thong tha-thong thong thong”
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It’s not valentines day yet bub
'a little mouse with clogs on: there on the stair"
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Loving you
Is easy
Cos you’re beautiful
Dodun dodun do dooo
WAAAUUGGGGHHHHHH
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Turn up the thermostat, I wanna see you sweat
Hard to Beat by Hard Fi
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“Fackin ell it’s hot in here”
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I’m horny
Horny horny horny
I’m horny
Horny horny horny
I’m horny
Horny horny horny tonight
- The Smashing Pumpkins
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I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Hallelujah, hallelujah…
- Leonard Cohen
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When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
Girl your booty is so round
Let me look you up and down
Can I take you one more time
I won’t stop until you’re mine
But if I cannot be with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your arms around me girl
And your kisses on my face
When you’re sure you’ve had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don’t let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody hurts sometimes
- REM
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I don’t believe in an interventionist God
But I know, darling, that you do
But if I did, I would kneel down and ask Him
Not to intervene when it came to you
Oh, not to touch a hair on your head
Leave you as you are
If he felt he had to direct you
Then direct you into my arms
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you’re a sex bomb uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along (give it to me)
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you’re my sex bomb
And baby you can turn me on (baby you can turn me on)
And I don’t believe in the existence of angels
But looking at you I wonder if that’s true
But if I did I would summon them together
And ask them to watch over you
Both to each burn a candle for you
To make bright and clear your path
And to walk, like Christ, in grace and love
And guide you into my arms
- Nick Cave
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Naive Melody - Talking Heads
Home is where I want to be
Pick me up and turn me around
I feel numb, born with a weak heart
I guess I must be having fun
The less we say about it the better
Make it up as we go along
Feet on the ground, head in the sky
It’s okay, I know nothing’s wrong, nothing
Oh! I got plenty of time
Oh! You got light in your eyes
And you’re standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money, always for love
Cover up and say goodnight, say goodnight
Girl you make me feel real good
We can do it til we both wake up
Girl you know I’m hooked on you
And this is what I’ll do
I wanna sex you
All night
You make me feel good
I wanna rub you down
I wanna sex you up
Home, is where I want to be
But I guess I’m already there
I come home, she lifted up her wings
I guess that this must be the place
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Wave Pictures: i love you like a mad man
If I made it through Christmas without smoking
'Til your parents went to bed
If you made it through too
Without sticking your nail scissors in my neck
I’ll buy you bras instead of pickled eggs
Chocolate instead of chutney
Good red wine instead of bad red wine
Next time I remember your birthday
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Try to hold on
To this love
And my anaconda
Try to hold on
To deez nuuuts aloud
Try to hold on
For this knob’s
A little bit harder
Try to hold on
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