Roscoe & Marlon and the Deathly Hallows, pt 2


#1

MARLON: Wait a minute Roscoe what is a hallows?

ROSCOE: According to a dictionary a saint or holy person.

MARLON: Can’t be very deathly then can they. I reckon I could deck a saint or holy person

ROSCOE: Yes I think this threat has been negated by logic

MARLON: THE MORAL IS THAT VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER

ROSCOE: This is a bad start


#2

MARLON: why do I exist
ROSCOE: There is no meaning to life
MARLON: I want to die
ROSCOE: no, because then we couldn’t have these threads

why do you do this?


#3

Ffs


#4

Please never stop doing this.


#5

all the haters are just jealous, man

not entirely sure why but they are definitely scalded with the burning fingers of envy

either that or they think it’s shite


#6

Marlon and Roscoe is my favourite thing in the world. If someone could compile the posts from DiS 2.0 that would be incredible. Can’t lose those.


#7

whats good about Marlon and Roscoe? Why does it exist?


#8

It makes me utterly howl with laughter and I appreciate mute-branches’ absolute dedication to the skit as well.


#9

These aren’t funny


#10

I was playing THE X FILES: RESIST OR SERVE on ps2 the other day and there was a dead guy called roscoe. That is all.


#11

it’s more about what they’re saying about the human condition


#12

they say nothing :frowning:


#13

Do one.

Speaking of which, @manches-brute - where is part 1, pls? Yours in fandom, Wza.


#14

Ah well, fuck off then.


#15

Fuck off you massive Apple pie


#16

Cunt


#17

:kissing_heart:

(5char)


#18

I’m a drank man sorry


#19

all good take care :blush:


#20

Woah here comes pinkybrain with his 3am #hottakes once again.