MARLON: Wait a minute Roscoe what is a hallows?
ROSCOE: According to a dictionary a saint or holy person.
MARLON: Can’t be very deathly then can they. I reckon I could deck a saint or holy person
ROSCOE: Yes I think this threat has been negated by logic
MARLON: THE MORAL IS THAT VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER
ROSCOE: This is a bad start
MARLON: why do I exist
ROSCOE: There is no meaning to life
MARLON: I want to die
ROSCOE: no, because then we couldn’t have these threads
why do you do this?
Ffs
Please never stop doing this.
all the haters are just jealous, man
not entirely sure why but they are definitely scalded with the burning fingers of envy
either that or they think it’s shite
Marlon and Roscoe is my favourite thing in the world. If someone could compile the posts from DiS 2.0 that would be incredible. Can’t lose those.
whats good about Marlon and Roscoe? Why does it exist?
It makes me utterly howl with laughter and I appreciate mute-branches’ absolute dedication to the skit as well.
These aren’t funny
I was playing THE X FILES: RESIST OR SERVE on ps2 the other day and there was a dead guy called roscoe. That is all.
it’s more about what they’re saying about the human condition
they say nothing 
Do one.
Speaking of which, @manches - where is part 1, pls? Yours in fandom, Wza.
Ah well, fuck off then.
Fuck off you massive Apple pie
Cunt
(5char)
I’m a drank man sorry
all good take care 
Woah here comes pinkybrain with his 3am #hottakes once again.