Rubbish April Fools jokes

This morning I got an email from a whisky website, telling me they were changing their name to use the alternative Irish spelling of ‘whiskey’. Ha ha.

What rubbish jokes have you seen today? (You can also share good ones, if there turns out to be such a thing.)

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Every vegan restaurant is going to start selling meat :expressionless:

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https://twitter.com/LevyOldLibrary/status/1774699224589799921

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Quite like this one.

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Helpfully tells you it’s an April Fools at the end

https://x.com/lner/status/1774708455460188167?s=46&t=_DgZ2F-XDEissjd_g6iXaw

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Saw one for leopard print paint

Thought it was wallpaper and was momentarily excited

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Just the worst. Plus they will probably make it for real.

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Local Indian first in on the act in my inbox

Can imagine this being nice actually, but not at the end of a curry meal.

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Oh yeah, I was taking advantage of:

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https://twitter.com/eugeneh84/status/1774698832191713327?t=sgURRQhQOs5h4TKBIGsScw&s=19

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The Guardian april fools quiz is fun!

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https://twitter.com/talkSPORT/status/1774708528239849761?t=Aej3nER58nbrBp6QA225Pw&s=19

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Just did that! 12/20.

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10/20.

:cry: :grinning:

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The Queen has died

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https://www.instagram.com/p/C5No2vmOFx-/?e=df980fa6-6a64-4330-a7a3-1c014d8ae636&g=5

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Taking the thread title literally:

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I was just about to share this one! Though I saw it in an email - the instagram clip at least shows some commitment to the bit.