Rude Vegetables

Got this parsnip in the veg box this week:

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Anyone got any rude veg pictures or facts?

Will accept any produce that is rude

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Painful?

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A cauliflower calling you a stupid prick

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Terrible that apples (and some other fruits) have anuses.
They shouldn’t.

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An onion made me cry once

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Kumquat

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Here come the fucking anus police!

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Some people even eat them!

Best you don’t go to Philly

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They walk (and post) among us. Really troubling behaviour