Wolf Alice - Formidable Tool
The insult, not the band or a fierce anti-B&Q polemic. Your mileage, as ever, may vary.
Kanye West - I Thought About Billing You
The legendary rapper has an existential crisis about whether to suspend Patreon payments “in this uncertain current climate” for the subscribers to his podcast about nostalgic 80s board games all 7 of them
Manfred Mann - One Way, Klass!
Carly Rae Jepsen - I Really Like Yop
Brian Eno - Here Come the Warm Pets
1 Like
Eternal Flume. The Bangles are fantasising about a never-ending water slide.
5 Likes
Queen & David Bowie present their song for milkmaids - Udder Pressure
1 Like
Body Count ft. Ice-T - Cow Killer 
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Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Nose
1 Like
Ballboy - The Gash My Father Wore
This critique of sectarianism is one of the Glasgow band’s finest deep cuts.
1 Like
Uh oh, sorry Scottish friends, I meant Edinburgh.
Spiritualized- Cow Shoot Cop
3 Likes
Run the Jewels - Walking in the Snot
2 Likes
Prince - Sometimes It Snots In April
Use the Olbas Oil, m9
1 Like
John Denver - Annie’s Dong
That unexpected item in the packing area.
2 Likes
Lou Reed- Perfect Dad
3 Likes
Sting - Love is the Seventh Dave
1 Like
Sting - Englishman in New Pork
6 Likes
Pixx - Andean Condom
The Doors - Crystal Shit
2 Likes
Kunt & The Gang - Use My Arse As A Cult
Madonna - Vague
2 Likes