Simple Minds - (I am so, so sorry) Cunter and the Cunted
Will Smith - Getting Wiggy With It
Janet Kay - Willy Games
Fugees - Fumble in the Jungle
or Rumble in the Bungle
Monaco - What Do You Wank From Me?
Pixies - Tory’s Theme
M People - Search for the Be-Ro
Heather Small completely bottles Come Dine With Me
Sleater-Kinney - Feart Factory
(aristocratic spelling)
Elkie Brooks - Pearl’s a minger
Sonic Youth - Gull in the Heather
Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon’s lovely day out in the Highlands is ruined by picnic-sabotaging bastard birds
Kim, Thurston and the gang discover the remains of the bottom of a boat whilst going for a lovely day out in the highlands
Kim, Thurston and the gang use a walk in the Highlands as their opportunity to tell Jim O Rourke that his bass playing services are no longer required
Kim, Thurston and the gang pause to reflect on whether they’ve done the right thing after Jim leaves their Highlands walk in tears.
There is a brief hiatus when Kim, Thurston and the gang wonder whether or not Jim is coming back and rue the fact that he has the picnic in his backpack.
Fortunately, Lee Ranaldo and Steve Shelley have emergency supplies! Soon the gang are stuffed full of samosas and mini pork pies! hurrah.
Bravo, this is utterly, utterly brilliant.
Definitely a nominee for POTY, let alone POTW.
It will secure the title if it’s illustrated by @Bamnan
That would be amazing!
Althea and Donna - Uptown Top Wanking