Simple Minds - (I am so, so sorry) Cunter and the Cunted

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Will Smith - Getting Wiggy With It

Janet Kay - Willy Games

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Fugees - Fumble in the Jungle

or Rumble in the Bungle

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Monaco - What Do You Wank From Me?

Pixies - Tory’s Theme

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M People - Search for the Be-Ro

Heather Small completely bottles Come Dine With Me

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Sleater-Kinney - Feart Factory

(aristocratic spelling)

Elkie Brooks - Pearl’s a minger

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Sonic Youth - Gull in the Heather

Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon’s lovely day out in the Highlands is ruined by picnic-sabotaging bastard birds

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Kim, Thurston and the gang discover the remains of the bottom of a boat whilst going for a lovely day out in the highlands

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Kim, Thurston and the gang use a walk in the Highlands as their opportunity to tell Jim O Rourke that his bass playing services are no longer required

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Kim, Thurston and the gang pause to reflect on whether they’ve done the right thing after Jim leaves their Highlands walk in tears.

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There is a brief hiatus when Kim, Thurston and the gang wonder whether or not Jim is coming back and rue the fact that he has the picnic in his backpack.

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Fortunately, Lee Ranaldo and Steve Shelley have emergency supplies! Soon the gang are stuffed full of samosas and mini pork pies! hurrah.

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Bravo, this is utterly, utterly brilliant.

Definitely a nominee for POTY, let alone POTW.

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It will secure the title if it’s illustrated by @Bamnan :smiley:

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That would be amazing! :grinning:

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Althea and Donna - Uptown Top Wanking