Sonic Youth - Neath Valley '69
Wolf Alice - Formidable Tool
The insult, not the band or a fierce anti-B&Q polemic. Your mileage, as ever, may vary.
Kanye West - I Thought About Billing You
The legendary rapper has an existential crisis about whether to suspend Patreon payments “in this uncertain current climate” for the subscribers to his podcast about nostalgic 80s board games all 7 of them
Manfred Mann - One Way, Klass!
Carly Rae Jepsen - I Really Like Yop
Brian Eno - Here Come the Warm Pets
Eternal Flume. The Bangles are fantasising about a never-ending water slide.
Queen & David Bowie present their song for milkmaids - Udder Pressure
Body Count ft. Ice-T - Cow Killer
Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Nose
Ballboy - The Gash My Father Wore
This critique of sectarianism is one of the Glasgow band’s finest deep cuts.
Uh oh, sorry Scottish friends, I meant Edinburgh.
Spiritualized- Cow Shoot Cop
Run the Jewels - Walking in the Snot
Prince - Sometimes It Snots In April
Use the Olbas Oil, m9
John Denver - Annie’s Dong
That unexpected item in the packing area.
Lou Reed- Perfect Dad
Sting - Love is the Seventh Dave
Sting - Englishman in New Pork
Pixx - Andean Condom
The Doors - Crystal Shit
Kunt & The Gang - Use My Arse As A Cult