Ruin a song by replacing one letter

You will never wank alone

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It’s a lot better than “Peaky Bunders”

The only problem is if you want to expand beyond South East London.

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@anon19035908 The Buns of Brixham?

I’m still not sure that business plan is getting me far on Dragon’s Den.

You could head to the Bible Belt and open up a chain of Christian Bundamentalists

R.E.M. - Ban On The Moon

Not sure why I’ve been summoned here but Brixham’s a shithole.

You da man for the Devon puns innit.

That looks quite nice.

Those houses look tasty, yellow and pink, like a Battenburg.

Though this looks exactly like the view from the bridge in Bristol between St Mary Redcliffe Church and the Arnolfini, and I think Brixham Tourist Board might have put that on their Wiki to lie.

No that’s Brixham. Many fishing/dock type areas will have brightly coloured houses cause fishermsn used to use leftover paint from their boats so the house and boat matched.

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Space - Mallard of Tom Jones

I’m not saying Cerys looks like a duck.

(And I know it’s 2 letters)

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Ah, cool. For a long time I thought the bright colours were an aesthetic influence from coastal towns in, say, Italy or Portugal.

Swans - The Banging Man

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Billy Idol - Shite Wedding

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Aztec Camera - Good Moaning Britain

Jason Donovan - Sealed With A Piss

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Jeff Buckley - Dream Brothel

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Enter Shikari - No Sheep Tonight

Jeff Buckley - Lover you should have come oven