Bring Me The Mead Of Alfredo Garcia
A new and intriguing look at the real life enemies of Shakespeare
The Lion Kink
A Wank in the Woods
Robert Redford and Nick Nolte… never mind
The Bark Knight
Batman, but he’s a dog.
Tend It Like Beckham
Victoria Beckham presents an info-film on bar management
Ah you think rosebud is your ally? You merely adopted rosebud.
Salmon Fishing in the Semen
12 Years A Slade: the Noddy Holder story
A group of teenagers talking about their sexual exploits
Vito Corleone’s got a whole bunch of bricks, but which of his sons will be able to carry them?
Having Private Ryan
Basil The Great Moose Detective
Same film, different scale.
The Green Milf
Saving Private Rylan
Epic war adventure replete with meditations on mortality and sacrifice in pursuit of Essex’ favourite big-grinned son
(I know I’ve added a letter, and I don’t care)
“You’ll be glad smellovision hasn’t been invented”