#18

I hate the voices he does.

#19

Part of the ‘Chocolate Milk Gang’ with Kitson and John Oliver from way back, innit?

#20

I’m not a big fan of stand up comedy, hence if i was to go to his shows I would expect to be compensated in money to be exchanged for goods and services

#21

£6 isn’t a bad hourly wage, just to watch some shit Russell Howard

#22

I’d want one pound for every letter in his surname.

What does that add up to?

#23

not even minimum wage. I DEMAND minimum wage for this.

#24

€6.

#25

Never heard of that to be honest but he has a couple of stories about him in some of his shows.

#26

Kind of weird to think that at one point he was part of this whole scene:

“As anyone who’s heard Howard’s BBC6 show with if.comeddie best newcomer nominee Jon Richardson will appreciate, there’s a schoolboy snigger to his keen observational comedy. Part of a new breed of stand-up dubbed the Chocolate Milk Gang for rejecting a hard-living ethos, they include the likes of Daniel Kitson, Demetri Martin, John Oliver, David O’Doherty, Josie Long and Alun Cochrane, and can be characterised by their romantic sensibility, intelligence, geekiness, love of indie music and passive-aggressive, alpha male competitiveness. Boyishly good-looking, with a sizeable female stalkerbase, Howard has been identified by Kitson as the man whose role it is to ‘bring the pussy’ to the bearded Yorkshireman’s court.”

#27

no wonder it hasn’t sold out yet :smiley:

#28

That’s the worst thing I’ve ever read

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#29

I literally do not like him.

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#30

I saw him walking along side regent’s park one lunch time, it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen him do.

#31

and he should’ve payed me to see him do that

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#32

He should be paying us, he’s so shit.

#33

so bad is his comedy that the audience might request payment from him

#34

I would watch him in exchange for a round of toast.

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#35

Why are his upper arms always stuck fast to his torso?

#36

That thing he did with his mum in the US was so creepy I assume she was being compensated circa $7.44 p/h at the spot rate to partake.

#37

You know what his gigs have in common with the bill I send out for veterinary services for certain cephalopod’s?

Sick squid!

(that’s funnier than the funniest joke he has EVER told - you can paypal me some money for it please)

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