Russet apples

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They’re nice but it’s hard work eating a whole one don’t ya think? My jaw hurts

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legends

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So glad I hate apples and never have to think about this sort of shite

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what fruit do you like sir?

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Yeah and before you answer, be prepared for a fucking slam about a topical issue with that fruit that you have to think about!

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My favourite fruits are

  1. Nectarine
  2. Pear
  3. Mango
    I think
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Musty rusty russet gussets aren’t they

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Do you like apples bamnan?

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jJazz apples, yes sir! Crispy and juicy

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I don’t really like fruit that much. Passion Fruit I guess maybe?

There was a spell at work about 12 years ago where someone would bring me a new fruit each Friday and I’d email round a review of it.

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those were the days

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It stopped after the pomegranate because I didn’t know you were supposed to eat the seeds not the flesh

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that can’t be true can it?

are you trying to punk me?

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I’m afraid I’m not. I really did eat the flesh of the thing, it was disgusting

(I referenced Punk’d two days ago! What a coincidence!)

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jeez, that goes against all my fruit eating experience then