That’s not a real person.

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Leland Palmer’s brother

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This guys aka is ‘the mooch’, which I love. He presents as having more substance than Spicer but is actually a world class opportunist and suck up.

Fair play to Sean for getting out before anyone calls for a grand jury.

Is he from team America world police?

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Excellent insight into how the trump team think in The Mooch’s well-wishing to Spicer - “I hope he goes on to make a lot of money.”

That’s just not how normal people speak.

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This is clearly the Joker using make-up to cover up his facial disfigurement.

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Came out of it a fridge up

Score one for the Spice Man

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mini-fridge heist aside, I almost feel bad for him as the main article makes it seem like he was merely incompetent (not that I disagree) rather than being yet another victim of Trump not being able to keep his own stories straight and focusing on relatively unimportant things. New guy might be less combative with the press, but I won’t be shocked if Trump leaves him high and dry too.

nope sorry

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The new guy sounds fun:

“You’re an American citizen, this is a major catastrophe for the American country. So I’m asking you as an American patriot to give me a sense of who leaked it.”

This is absolutely fucking nuts #46372947403

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Can’t believe Scaramucci’s a real person. Feels like a character from an old Tom Cruise film.

can’t believe he’s actually more crazy than ol spicey

do you think he’s just trying to be as out there as possible from the off to get same kind of attention/profille as ol spicey?

I don’t even want to begin trying to second guess the inner workings of all these weirdos minds tbh :slightly_smiling_face:

boy they really sucked their own cocks on this one huh

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He’s literally this bloke, right:

spiderman-1

scaramucci scaramucci can you do the fandango

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It’s worked out pretty well for him in some regards…