This word always makes me laugh.

See also: Penalised

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Don’t be so anal Keith

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scrambled egg on toast

Steak and eggs for breakfast

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Hope you said ‘Alright, The Pointer Sisters’

Shit day, no plans

steak and eggs is actually pretty great

i should do that more often

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Mooooorning! I had a strange dream in which I was consoling someone who was distraught about the fact that Paul Newman, who died over a decade ago in 2008, was dead

Feel relatively fresh, having felt genuinely wiped out last night (that curious place between wiped out and wired - so tired but with tangled up thoughts and a buzzy head stopping ya from sleeping)

Heading to Kensington to help a new hire learn the ropes, then going to find a coffee and walk by the Thames for a while.

Spotted a cafe with a unique approach to social distance rules

The one at the back is terrifying

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this looks like you’re on a boat

Up early with the tot. Couldn’t take it so I had one of those mornings where I simply turned the television on for him then snoozed. I feel insanely guilty but no time to dwell

Giving those Universal lads some meagre improvement to their return on investment by streaming some Dylan this morning

Talk of going out for some non-essential shopping. Not feeling it tbh

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You’re a week behind on Saturday Kitchen, what do you do?

  • Watch last week’s, can’t miss an episode!
  • Just watch todays

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Having some fancy deli boxes delivered for lunch then might wrap presents this afternoon. This whole ‘not working on a Saturday’ thing could catch on you know.

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Cruising down Kensington on my land yacht obv

Looks like another day of sitting in my blanket on the sofa.

:burrito::burrito::burrito::burrito:

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Off to see me mam

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Just got told that I’m going to the tip with my GF’s Dad! Surprise trip to the dump AND maybe a baby arriving today? Can life get better than this?

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Woke up with an absolute rotter of a hangover so I’ve deep-cleaned the entire flat.

As a reward I’m going to go and buy some fancy beers and spend 24 hours on the settee.

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All set to proclaim Blonde on Blonde his finest work then Tangled Up In Blue comes on

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Wait until your child is old enough to understand what the tip is, then you can take them and pretend to throw them away

#bants

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