Another vote for Davidoff Cool Mozzas.
It’s the banks all over again!
Sainasdabury’s will be the RBS of supermarkets - a big bloated mismash of pointlessness that goes titsup. The knock-on effects will be…
Corbyn will nationalise it.
Tezzbags will be forced to buy the struggling Co-op. But will then be too big, so it’ll hack itself up and re-establish Safeway or Somerfield or Gateway as a TSB-esque supposedly friendly local option.
Aldi & Lidl will merge and devise an even shitter logo than they each already have.
Morrisons will hang in there, apparently unscathed, but only due to a hugely dodgy finance deal with some Russian oligarchs.
All the independent grocers will get together to set up Food Store Day and sell overpriced limited edition fruit and veg that everyone says tastes warmer.