Salisbury Incident

hmmmm

Just read that too! Salisbury; hotbed of International Espionage

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Classic Russia

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What are they like!?

Right next to a MoD biological weapons defence facility

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Got a half decent pun on this but I’ll wait to see if they recover first

Good point laelfs, good point.

Literally tons of miltary barracks down there too thinking about it, innit :slight_smile:

Imagine risking your life for various governments to end it all poisoned on a bench in fucking Wiltshire

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Salisbury State.

threw up spectacularly outside salisbury cathedral on NY day, so came kind of half way there.

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Thought this was gonna be some cool UFO/stonehenge thing :disappointed:

Without justification, I concluded Wiltshire is by some distance the weirdest county

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Somerset.

hmm, maybe. Somerset just wants to be South Wales

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Read this as Sainsbury first

Inhale the Difference

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I’m done :joy:

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Opening line of Virginia Woolf’s unfinished final novel

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Is that a Viz article?