What a dork
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Didnāt he try and bury some cheese or something daft when the whole place was going up in smoke
Confirmed dork
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Couldnāt agree more.
Self important knobhead who was also a complete dork
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canāt even pronounce his own surname properly.
fire wanker
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Pepys Max
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Tbf when nobody around you can read your name becomes a bit of a choose yr own adventure
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Got off with a dead queen iirc, what a dork
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HGWIR: Samuel Pepys Show
1/5
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āAnd so to bedā
What a fucking dork. Just go to bed, idiot. Donāt need to fucking go on about it.
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Iām not sick but Iām not well
And Iām so hot cause Iām in London in 1666
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Err, donāt go in the evening threads
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If he were alive today heād almost certainly be a DiSer.
āThe Morning Thread Posts of Samuel Pepysā would not be nearly as popular as his diaries.
I donāt!
Ugh he really does look a prick
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āWoke up this morn to find I had diarrhoead all over my night gown, what a dork!ā - Samuel Pepys, 1666
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Monday October 1st 1666
Dear diary,
Met up with my boo today. We had a lot of sex. She goes to another school so other people donāt know her.
Peace out till tomoz, super tired from all the sexin.
Sam (69)
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Iām a Pepys
Iām a weirdo
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Didnāt realise heād died! RIP.
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I wonder what percentage of people keep diaries, must be pretty low these days.
Sad really to have your life disappear and all your great thoughts undocumentedā¦or maybe it isnāt?