Samuel Pepys

What a dork

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Didn’t he try and bury some cheese or something daft when the whole place was going up in smoke
Confirmed dork

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Couldn’t agree more.

Self important knobhead who was also a complete dork

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can’t even pronounce his own surname properly.

fire wanker

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Pepys Max

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Tbf when nobody around you can read your name becomes a bit of a choose yr own adventure

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Got off with a dead queen iirc, what a dork

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HGWIR: Samuel Pepys Show

1/5

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“And so to bed”

What a fucking dork. Just go to bed, idiot. Don’t need to fucking go on about it.

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I’m not sick but I’m not well
And I’m so hot cause I’m in London in 1666

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Err, don’t go in the evening threads

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If he were alive today he’d almost certainly be a DiSer.

‘The Morning Thread Posts of Samuel Pepys’ would not be nearly as popular as his diaries.

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I don’t!

Ugh he really does look a prick

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“Woke up this morn to find I had diarrhoead all over my night gown, what a dork!” - Samuel Pepys, 1666

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You know, he was a bit of a go-er. Randy old sod.

Monday October 1st 1666

Dear diary,

Met up with my boo today. We had a lot of sex. She goes to another school so other people don’t know her.

Peace out till tomoz, super tired from all the sexin.

Sam (69)

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I’m a Pepys
I’m a weirdo

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Didn’t realise he’d died! RIP.

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