What a dork
Didn’t he try and bury some cheese or something daft when the whole place was going up in smoke
Couldn’t agree more.
Self important knobhead who was also a complete dork
can’t even pronounce his own surname properly.
Tbf when nobody around you can read your name becomes a bit of a choose yr own adventure
Got off with a dead queen iirc, what a dork
HGWIR: Samuel Pepys Show
“And so to bed”
What a fucking dork. Just go to bed, idiot. Don’t need to fucking go on about it.
I’m not sick but I’m not well
And I’m so hot cause I’m in London in 1666
Err, don’t go in the evening threads
If he were alive today he’d almost certainly be a DiSer.
‘The Morning Thread Posts of Samuel Pepys’ would not be nearly as popular as his diaries.
Ugh he really does look a prick
“Woke up this morn to find I had diarrhoead all over my night gown, what a dork!” - Samuel Pepys, 1666
You know, he was a bit of a go-er. Randy old sod.
Monday October 1st 1666
Met up with my boo today. We had a lot of sex. She goes to another school so other people don’t know her.
Peace out till tomoz, super tired from all the sexin.
I’m a Pepys
I’m a weirdo
Didn’t realise he’d died! RIP.