Local garden centre presents:
Sausage sandwich where the salad tier is separated by a layer of bread 
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Who the fuck has salad on a sausage sandwich?
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I mean I just ordered ‘the sausage sandwich’
It’s come like this.
But the salad is somehow the least offensive part
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I’d be flipping tables.
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Bad
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pretty shite but why not simply remove the salad tier
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Pretty sure this is an episode of Friends
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Exactly what I did do
But I didn’t go to the garden centre to reconstruct a sandwich
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Did this cost more or less than 8 pounds?
(Looks alright to me tbh)
I have some questions -
Is the middle slice buttered on both sides?
Is there a side salad AND the salad layer or has some just spilled out?
Why does it look like instead of cutting it with a knife, someone has just squeezed it until it split in half?
The distribution of (I assume) onion chutney is unsettling - have they just put it on the sausages rather than spreading it across the whole slice of bread?
Could you just flip it over and remove the salad layer leaving you a side salad and a slice of bread to take home for later?
Did you commit some kind of garden centre faux pas which you are now being punished for?
6.50. Handful of crisps on the side (kettle style ready salted)
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don’t think this is real. it’s like those videos where americans make lasagne or whatever by slopping it all over their kitchen counter, xylo is trolling us in an attempt to go viral
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you’re right, as if he’d ever go for lunch in a garden centre
what fools we’ve been
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Was gonna say, the garden centre element fully proves its me
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bet it’s pretty tasty, admit it
After I got rid of the second layer it was grand
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here’s some things this sandwich has going for it:
not a triangle
no mayonnaise
no tuna
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You’ve pissed me off about sandwiches in general tbh
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How so?
I don’t get that it’s just lettuce, how can that be bad?