Sandwiches 🥪

Fucking great aren’t they.


Yes they are

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They’re ok, usually an adequate option but never a really good one


Think you’re eating the wrong sandwiches.


The follow up to Wallace and Gromit’s The Wrong Trousers

Wallace gets a cheddar Sandwich instead of a Wensleydale one.


Today: avocado and goats cheese on sourdough, sprinkled with chilli flakes and a bit of lime juice…
Portion of smoked paprika crisps on the side.

Great, obviously.


Mayo belongs in a sandwich

  • Yes
  • No

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You are right to not include a ‘depends’ option in that poll

  • Yes
  • No

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This could be it, I like toast with things on though like avocado toast or peanut butter and Nutella on toast

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Discovered onion marmalade late last year, fucking it into everything since

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Sandwiches are one of those things that have a real breadth of greatness.

Some wanky filling on sourdough? Great

Cheese and pickle on Kingsmill white? Also great.

Also hot fillings, cold fillings, toasties. All great.

  • Sandwich
  • Sammich

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Have you had spreadable goat’s cheese Hoogs? We stock it at work and I want to try it but I’m a bit scared.


I think this is it. No food bridges any kind of divide like a sandwich.

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Wife bought one of these, didn’t believe something that made you stick bread in a microwave would result in anything other that hot, floppy bread mush. How wrong I was. Total game changer.

How was it?

Last time you ate a crisp butty
  • Less than a week ago
  • Less than a month ago
  • Less than a year ago
  • 1-3 years ago
  • 3-5 years ago
  • Sometime in the last 10 years
  • At some point in your life
  • Never

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whats your ultimate sandwich?

mine has to be a felafel, hummus, ketchup and spinach in granary bread. a full fat coke and ready salted crisps too.

  • an excellent sandwich, mate. an excellent sandwich.
  • undecided
  • terrible sandwich, mate. terrible.

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I have not. I guess goat’s curd would be the closest in comparison?

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Bog standard white sliced loaf
Granny Smith
Bog standard cheddar

Fucking work of the gods.