Quite want to start up a club night now called Nothing Planned.
Perfect for people who hate talking to their colleagues:
“What are you up to this weekend?”
“Oh, Nothing Planned on Saturday. You?”
“Oh you know, the usual. Cooking for the in-laws Sunday lunch. Might take the bike out if it’s sunny”
Falls apart on the Monday though:
“What did you get up to at the weekend?”
“Oh, Nothing Planned on Saturday”
“Um… okay”