#313

Mount Doom is pretty sweaty by all accounts

#314

Poor @ericVI

#315

At the very least Liv Tyler is hot.

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#316

People who fancy gandalf want to be the person on the arm of the person who is the life and soul of every room they’re in. They’re absolutely devoted to him, but also terrified he’s cheating on them

Not sure anyone fancies a single hobbit, but probably some people are greedy and would like to be the centre of a frodo/sam/merry/pippin polycule, or at least an orgy

Gimli is for people who drink a lot and “value humour over looks”, or bottoms

Elrond is for people who want to live a 24/7 DDLG dynamic

#318
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#319

imagine if Aragorn had dedicated a full four minutes to miming Aerosmith at Arwen

#320

Christopher Tolkien would be shitting himself with ire

#322

most films on netflix end with me peevishly asking why it can’t just let me relax and enjoy the credits

#323

Think I might be instagram flirting with a colleague?

#324

Is anyone fluent in squeak? Really struggling to understand that gnome atm

#325

love feeling tired :slight_smile:

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#326

I’m at that situation of tired / having a cold where everything just feels quite cosy

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#327

Watching Match of The Day for the first time in about 93 years.

Got nothing else to say.

#328

When we’ve had people back to ours and they are still there in the early hours of the morning and being too loud after I’ve slinked off to bed I’ve been known to switch the mains off and turn off all the electrics :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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#329

Fuck you.

squeak

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#330

Currently finishing a Brewdog G&T that was a thank-you gift from a colleague. It’s OK.

#331

As I thought I was feeling a lot better I went to the pub and cinema to watch Knives Out.

Only for a coughing fit to come back during the film. I tried suppressing it but everyone must of hated me.

#332

Just on eBay looking for a personality

#333

Pub toilet graffiti has definitely got deeper recently

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#334

it’s past midnight why aren’t @anon19035908 and @NeilYoung and @bamnan chatting about music

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