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rich-t · 2019-12-07T22:42:01.296Z

Avery · 2019-12-07T22:43:01.172Z

At the very least Liv Tyler is hot.

still_here · 2019-12-07T22:43:33.088Z

People who fancy gandalf want to be the person on the arm of the person who is the life and soul of every room they’re in. They’re absolutely devoted to him, but also terrified he’s cheating on them

Not sure anyone fancies a single hobbit, but probably some people are greedy and would like to be the centre of a frodo/sam/merry/pippin polycule, or at least an orgy

Gimli is for people who drink a lot and “value humour over looks”, or bottoms

Elrond is for people who want to live a 24/7 DDLG dynamic

manches · 2019-12-07T22:44:30.995Z

twitter.com

Christopher Ashman (CAshmanActor)

her: my fantasy is eating whipped cream off each other, what’s yours JRR Tolkien: *big breath in*

2:35 PM - 17 Sep 2019 91K 15K

manches · 2019-12-07T22:45:10.561Z

imagine if Aragorn had dedicated a full four minutes to miming Aerosmith at Arwen

manches · 2019-12-07T22:45:27.975Z

Christopher Tolkien would be shitting himself with ire

manches · 2019-12-07T22:47:31.823Z

most films on netflix end with me peevishly asking why it can’t just let me relax and enjoy the credits

tilty · 2019-12-07T22:47:45.877Z

Think I might be instagram flirting with a colleague?

Avery · 2019-12-07T22:48:54.255Z

Is anyone fluent in squeak? Really struggling to understand that gnome atm

Bamnan · 2019-12-07T22:49:49.587Z

love feeling tired

manches · 2019-12-07T22:50:46.552Z

I’m at that situation of tired / having a cold where everything just feels quite cosy

barleysugar · 2019-12-07T22:53:08.899Z

Watching Match of The Day for the first time in about 93 years.

Got nothing else to say.

fappable · 2019-12-07T22:55:00.193Z

When we’ve had people back to ours and they are still there in the early hours of the morning and being too loud after I’ve slinked off to bed I’ve been known to switch the mains off and turn off all the electrics

Gnometorious · 2019-12-07T23:01:15.913Z

Fuck you.

squeak

keith · 2019-12-07T23:01:50.369Z

Currently finishing a Brewdog G&T that was a thank-you gift from a colleague. It’s OK.

ynot · 2019-12-07T23:04:25.544Z

As I thought I was feeling a lot better I went to the pub and cinema to watch Knives Out.

Only for a coughing fit to come back during the film. I tried suppressing it but everyone must of hated me.

barleysugar · 2019-12-07T23:05:24.074Z

Just on eBay looking for a personality

JaguarPirate · 2019-12-07T23:11:54.128Z

Pub toilet graffiti has definitely got deeper recently

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AQOS · 2019-12-08T00:16:04.474Z

it’s past midnight why aren’t @anon19035908 and @NeilYoung and @bamnan chatting about music

anon19035908 · 2019-12-08T00:21:14.686Z