Sat.u.rday.

I’m having a diet coke as my morning drink

If it’s any help, the tubes are dead during the day time! It’s felt safe on there and well spaced and everyone’s wearing masks.

Cwbaft

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I’d get covid from Nigella any day of the week

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She can put her whole fingers and tongue in my mouth tbh. Covid be damned

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How the fuck is she 60?

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Ridiculous innit

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If I could be bothered I’d do a like ‘who is the oldest person you’re massively horny for’ thread but I’ll forget by Monday.

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Happy birthday @NoahVale!!! :tada: :birthday:

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Incredibly pleased with myself that I went to the shops earlier. Walked down in sunshine and made it back home just before the weather hit. I’m like some kind of fucking storm mage.
Going to stay in for the whole weekend with all of the food and wine.
Massively glad there’s plenty of sport on too

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^Can’t even type properly I’m so in love with her.

cock in hand

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Probably going to stay home and play computer games all day. For a nice change of pace.

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I’m not in the squad today for my Football team and I didn’t care but now knowing we likely won’t play again for ages I’m annoyed :angry:

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I’ve been in the Saturday Kitchen studio. Walked past the chair she’s sitting on right now :heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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Ahem

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but it’s halloween so

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Ignore her Tilts, get in the thread about storing them, that’s the real quiz

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I’d break the rules for a bit of sex with a beautiful woman rn.

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