Sat.u.rday.

Ahem

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but it’s halloween so

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Ignore her Tilts, get in the thread about storing them, that’s the real quiz

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I’d break the rules for a bit of sex with a beautiful woman rn.

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@pervo

This is the answer you’re looking for.

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Colin Firth

She can use any part of me she’d like as a chair tbqh.

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Colin Filth

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I see that filth continues into Saturday :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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I love my wife and kids

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‘Do you wanna watch a spooky film tonight for Halloween?’
‘No’
‘Not even Halloween or something?’
‘You can watch after I’ve gone to bed if you want’

It rains all the time these days.

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Felicity Kendal, I reckon. (74)

They just said ‘big balls’ on bbc1 and I instinctively looked up.

Off to bin myself

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Dolly Parton is 75 but I’m not where I once was with her.

Still would though I reckon.

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Helen Mirren

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Gonna watch loads of horror films

His house on Netflix
Shining on iPlayer
And I’ll find a ridiculous slasher gorefest somewhere too. Any recommendations on this?

Rain, rain come today
'Cos we weren’t going out anyway

Alex Ferguson is 78 and I owe it to him to let him do whatever he wants to me

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