I’m off to Alnwick for the afternoon. Loads of the group wanted to come with me because no-one else had organised an activity for the day but I told them all to fuck off during breakfast and that’s annoyed some people.

This trip has been a trial and a half so far. I’m never going on a family holiday again.

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it’s fine

can you talk me through a homemade mcdonalds breakfast please

just an egg sandwich really

Just drunk 9 10ml cartons of uht milk

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thought my bike had been moved by the government but it’s not shown up at the depot so it’s probably been nicked. well annoyed about that

I escaped the hangover!

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Hi Judy
You plum x

Well don
That is your name now forever :joy:

gonna go to a british shop and buy loads of lucozade and flapjacks

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Judy is riding a potassium high into the weekend and cares very little about your supposed hijinks.

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JUSY JUDY :joy::joy::joy::joy:

Don’t judge Judy.

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In the game of winners and losers, which by the way, is a peculiar form of combat for this time of the day, some people end up with tinned peas.

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what the fuck is that

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Feel bad wasting all these peas but :nauseated_face:

hate it in customer service situations where they try and railroad you into following their script, when you know there are circumstances they need to understand from the get go but they are cutting you off before listening

It’s a post detailing an error someone else once made.

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What’s happened to the egg in the top photo. Looks like someone’s poached it then fried it

Just your standard cafe egg, so far as I can tell. Was pretty decent, mind

Classic ‘use up the end of the peas’ situation there. Horrific.

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