6! (Diff order ofc)
Born
Bought a house (flat)
Got married
Got a divorce
Had a family
Odds of an inheritance from my family are unlikely!
Oooof guess when I have to leave the house
It’s missing
Yeeeah I’m sacking off parkrun
1: I was born
I think it’s best if you don’t want to drown. Feel sorry for the volunteers this morning.
4/12.
Can’t wait to get divorced, remarried and start the whole babies thing again.
Although I would make a much better wedding list now.
Least effort on your part isn’t it.
Remember that you’ve got responsibility for looking after all the DiS toddlers too - don’t take on too much.
Sun woke me up at 7 when I really needed a lie-in, I’m so tired my right eye has been twitching for days.
Off to the protest in Leeds later. Will hopefully spend lots of time sitting down at home after that.
Shower all went fine
Brother got up while I was sorting everything out afterwards and everything suddenly got difficult and complicated and now I feel very overwhelmed and sick
Need my own place so badly, normal things become impossible and painful when other people get involved.
Woken up with a massive craving for decent chips. I’m going to take the kids to the seaside just so I can get some.
3/12
Actually somehow 4/10, but really should be 5/10 by now.
Omg all I’ve done is be born
2/10
Don’t think I’ll ever get higher than that either!
Haha, didn’t spot death. Ok, that’s good to know I’ll be able to up my life event bingo score.
Someone’s pointed out that death looks like Diglett and I can’t unsee it.