#104

He had heard of narcolepsy and thought it was the same thing.

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#105

I miss Mint Crisp :frowning: (you can only get it imported from Ireland)

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#106

Hahahaha wow, I mean we all make mistakes - I learned the phrase brewer’s droop from Parklife but associated it with the shot of the blokes gut in a vest (made sense, droopy belly) and told my dad that when I grew up I would probably get it because he had it.

In my defence I was, like, seven

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#107

When I fall asleep I’m already past the chatting shit stage and my brain is like yeah I’m not having this mate, fuck off

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#108

League one down is suspended.

#109

That’s good though, a safety shut off before it gets any worse!

I’m awful

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#110

I’ve got a story…

When I was a wee’un (7/8/9 ish), I decided I wanted to be a solicitor. At a dinner party I proudly announced this fact, and was asked by a guest what area of expertise I wanted to specialise in.

“Err… soliciting!”

Didn’t realise for years tbh.

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#111

I think my dad just said, ‘I don’t think that’s what you mean,’ but clearly with enough gravity to leave it in my head as a little grain so when it dawned on me I was incredibly hot-faced embarrassed

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#112

Remember hearing the word ‘virgin’ on Neighbours and asking my sister what it meant and she wouldn’t tell me so I had to look it up in the dictionary…

28 years old I was

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#113

I have vague memories of my younger brother referring to a rather dramatic aunt at a BBQ as a “nymphomaniac” when he meant hypochondriac after she decided she was deathly allergic to ketchup or something (was shitfaced).

@FPL?

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#114

Was gonna show you guys the Instagram story post @avery stopped me from posting when I was drunk last night “will you regret this in the morning? Yes, yes you will” but Avery pointed out that I’m still embarrassing myself showing it to you.

  • Good point Avery, he’s saving you from yourself
  • No cos it’s funny and you never regret posting stuff on the internet

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#115

Trying to pick some tea to buy for when I get my teapot but is very difficult to do without ending up spending far more than I should be.

#116

Hang on, i asked you kast night if you’d regret it in the morning, I never said anythimg about you embarrassing yourself posting it on here. If, as I do, I remember correvtly, I was still laughing at how ridiculous drunk you is.

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#117

Is this going to top the spice rack one?

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#118

I had one! It was great until.you ate all the little bars and then parents refused to buy more and it just stood like an empty plastic mockery.

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#119

Depends what your definition of topping is :thinking:

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#120

waggles eyebrows

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#121

Fuck it. Mildly amusing a bunch of nerds on the Internet is more important than my dignity.

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#122

What was I on about?!

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#123

Just attempted making chocolate mousse

Will see how it works out this evening I guess

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